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What weighs 5 oz and is very dangerous.
A sparrow with a machine gun, of course!
How does a fish always know how much they weigh? -- Because they have their own scales.
What is heavy forward but not backward? -- "ton".
Tell a woman she's beautiful a hundred times and she won't believe you. Tell a woman she's fat once and she will remember it for the rest of her life because elephants never forget.
What is easier to pick up the heavier it gets?
Women.
Just because she weighed as much as two women...
Doesn't mean you had a threesome.