Weather Forecast jokes
A vagina is like the weather. Once it’s wet, it’s time to go inside.
What was the weather forecast when the planes hit the World Trade Center? Partly cloudy with scattered passengers!
How'd the skeleton know it was going to rain? He looked at the weather forecast.
How did the skeleton know it was going to rain? He read the weather forecast, you fucking idiot!
Joker: How did the skeleton know it was going to rain?
Person: Because he felt it in his bones?
Joker: He read the weather forecast, you f*cking idiot.
How did the skeleton know it was gonna rain?
If you said he felt it in his bones, you're wrong. He watched the weather forecast.
How did the Skeleton know it was gonna rain?
He read the weather forecast.
How did the skeleton know it was about to rain?
"Because he felt it in his bones?"
No,
He read the weather app, you idiot.