Weather Forecast jokes
How did the skeleton know it was gonna rain?
If you said he felt it in his bones, you're wrong. He watched the weather forecast.
How'd the skeleton know it was going to rain? He looked at the weather forecast.
What was the weather forecast when the planes hit the World Trade Center? Partly cloudy with scattered passengers!
How did the Skeleton know it was gonna rain?
He read the weather forecast.
How did the skeleton know it was going to rain? He read the weather forecast, you fucking idiot!
Joker: How did the skeleton know it was going to rain?
Person: Because he felt it in his bones?
Joker: He read the weather forecast, you f*cking idiot.
Since it started raining, all my wife has done is look sadly through the stupid window. If it gets any worse, I'll have to let her in.
It's been raining for days. My wife is totally depressed. She keeps looking through the window. If this keeps up, I'll have to let her in.
Weather is like sex. Once in a while you need to get wet.
I can see my future in your forehead.
Hell in Greek times was known as cold and misty... so now just look at Seattle.