Weather Forecast

Weather Forecast Jokes

How did the skeleton know it was gonna rain?

If you said he felt it in his bones, you're wrong. He watched the weather forecast.

What was the weather forecast when the planes hit the World Trade Center? Partly cloudy with scattered passengers!

Joker: How did the skeleton know it was going to rain?

Person: Because he felt it in his bones?

Joker: He read the weather forecast, you f*cking idiot.