What song do orphans hate the most? "We are family."
Orphans are funny cuz all they do is sing "we are family"
Why do orphans become criminals? To know what it’s like to be Wanted.
Why are orphans bad at poker? They don’t know what a full house is.
I saw a child crying yesterday so I asked him where his parents were. Bad move. I got fired from my job at the orphanage.
What do you call an orphan’s family reunion? Me time.
Did you know? The letter ‘f’ in orphan stands for family.
What is an orphan’s least favorite song? We are Family.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite tv show? Family Guy.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite movie? Meet the Parents.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite type of music? House.
Next: Inappropriate Jokes
What’s an orphan’s least favorite store? Home Depot.
What’s an orphan’s favorite band? Foster the People.
What do you call a virgin from Alabama? An orphan.
Where do orphan chickens end up? Foster Farms
What beer do orphans drink? Foster’s.
Why do orphans have water with their cereal? Because their dad never came back with the milk.
What do you call a fish with no parents? An orfin
Why do orphans like playing tennis? Because it’s the only love they get.
Me: Are you an orphan? Orphan: Yes, what gave me away? Me: Your parents.
When your mama went to sea world the wales you start singing "WE are family even though your fatter then me
yo mama so fat when she jumped in the ocean the whales said we are family even though your fatter than me
Your mom is so fat that when she saw Moby Dick she said we are family... even though you're bigger than me.
Your mom is so fat when she swam in the sea Wales came up to her and said we are family even now you’re fatter than me.
your mom went to the ocean and the wales said that we are family even tho you are fatter than me
You Momo joso fat she went in the ocean and the wales came up to her and started singing we are family even tho you are father than me
Ur mama so fat that when she when to the ocean all the whales started singing we are family even know your fatter than me
