Waste Disposal jokes

What gets louder as it gets smaller?

A baby in a trash compactor.

Why aren't apple chargers called apple juice? Also, how do you throw away trash cans?

You know bins????

They're trash!

I hate these double standards.

If you burn a body at a crematorium you're "doing a good job". If you do it at home you're "destroying evidence".

Bleach solves so many problems: stains, dirty dishes, messes, and overpopulation.

What does a cannibal do after he dumps his girlfriend?

He wipes his ass.

My mom said, "Take out the trash," and I said, "Okay." The next day she asked, "Where is your sister?" and I said, "In line to get crushed."

My grandfather never threw anything away, bless him. He died in the war holding on to a hand grenade.