Wannabe jokes

Rapper

People who wannabe rich and famous rappers should always look at Tekashi 6ix9ine, and learn what not to do.

Emo

At school I am always called emo.

Little did they know that emos are wannabe goths.

Assignment

My teacher gave us an assignment, and one of the questions was "What do you want to be when you grow up?"

I answered, "Happy."

The teacher said I didn't understand the test. I said to her that she didn't understand life.

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  • Entrepreneur

    Therapist: What do you want to do when you grow up?

    Me: Oh, I wan-

    Therapist: Don’t say to be dead.

    Me: Well, I want to be an entrepreneur. I want to sell land, pencils, oh yeah. I also want to sell farm.

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  • Attention

    I hate likebeggars. They are just writing some stupid "like if" shit just to get attention. I mean, that's so lazy, so unoriginal, and stupid.

    Anyways, can this get 100 likes, please?

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  • Community

    Rapboat lane ass wannAbe rapper. He wannabe eminem but he like cheap shit version of vanilla ice