who loves walnut? wallace!
I have an announcement, Shadow the Hedgehog is a bitch ass motherfucker. He pissed on my fucking wife and he said he dick was this big and I said that's disgusting, so I'm making a callout post on my twitter dot com. Shadow, u got a small dick it looks like this walnut except way smaller.
I have no problem getting dates online. I’ve also had luck with almonds, cashews, and walnuts.
Your secret is safe with me. I walnut tell a soul
What did the mama nut say to her son? “If I ever cashew doing that, I walnut be happy
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Walnut. Walnut who? I walnut tell you. It’s a secret
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Cash. Cash who? No thanks, I prefer walnuts
Did you hear the one about the pecan, the walnut, and the cashew? It was nut funny.
Broccoli says, "I look like a tree."
Walnut says, "I look like a brain."
Cashew says, "I look like a kidney."
Banana says, "Can we change the topic please?"
I nutted on the wall, call that a walnut.
What do you call nuts on your chest? Chestnuts.
What do you call nuts on the wall? Walnuts.
What do you call nuts on your chin? A blowjob.