Vegetable

Vegetable Jokes

A woman went into her garden and danced in front of her vegetables. The next morning, her corn didn’t grow, and the tomatoes didn’t blush or turn red, but the cucumbers grew four inches.

what’s the worst song to play infront of a vegetable? “james brown - get on up”

what’s the worst song to play infront of a handicapped kid? “van halen - jump”

What's the worst song to play in front of a black man in Minneapolis? I can't breathe - Juice Wrld

Q: what's the difference between a fetus and an onion? A: One makes you cry when you chop it into pieces