Ur mama so fat that when she when to the ocean all the whales started singing we are family even know your fatter than me
Ur mum is so fat, that when she walked past the television I missed a whole series of SpongeBob
ur mum is so stupid when she went on ur phone it got fat.
Ur hairline is so big it's bigger than ur the universe.
If u cant see ur family... UR AN orphan
Why are uncles like curries?
because bad ones hurt ur asshole
Ur mama so ugly when she went to the circus they thought she was pennywise mom.
Ur forehead’s so big that I was tryna figure out if that was you or the moon.
I call this my great talk with Siri
Me : hey Siri give me and Ur Mom joke
Siri: My mother ? Huh?
Me: Did I stutter?
Siri: Interesting question
Me : it wasn’t a question
Siri: I’m not sure I understand?
Me: you should understand
Siri: hmm... Is there something else I can help with?
Me: no you b***
How do u cut ur grass without a lawn mower?
U dye it blue and it will cut itself
ur mom is emo
ur mom loves to eat logs lmao
ur mom is so ugly she made a blind kid cry
A guy was doing bad things and died and went to hell.Demon: why you sad
Guy: I’m in hell can’t u see
Demon: will we have fun here at hell
Guy: really nice
Demon: we do sleeping in on Mondays
GuY:OoOoOo
Demon: Tuesdays we swim in out lava or dive in fire if u die you’re already dead ☠️
Guy: ok dose that meean I’m a ghost
Demon: no ur not a ghost
Demon:Wednesdays we do a dance party and smoke and drink 🍺
Guy: ooooooo i can’t wait 😜
Demon: Thursdays we drink all day until we throw up and die and ur already dead remember that
Guy: ok but I am dead and if I die again I was already dead right?
Demon: yup.
Demon: I have a question are you gay and do you like kissing fire girls and if u die u are already dead
Guy: Ummm I am not gay and I don’t like kissing fire girls 😱😱😱
Demon:then u won’t like Friday or Saturday or Sunday heheh.
Guy: I’m dead for real in the hell🪦🏴☠️☠️☠️💀
Hell helll helll R.I.P hell is gone for now
It was raining sadly all day my wife my 2 daughters and me stuck in the house when wife’s mom and dad just died
Wife:😭😭😭I wish this never happened
Mia our first daughter: momy it’s ok I love whenever I see you🥰🥰
Abby our second daughter: I love u all only if you guys die I won’t but I love you when ur alive 😉😏
Me husband: what kind of nonsense was that you love us when we’re alive but you don’t love us when we’re dead🤥😥😓
Everyone except abby: abby this is serious mommy’s mother and father died. says Mia: yes your mom is sadly down right now you made her more sad😡🤬.says dad:sniffs* abby I had made a discussion I will take to an orphanage I am sorry 😣 when I amd better and happy and I forgot what you said then we’ll get you back.says mom:
This was not a joke I just did this for Love 💕
Ur soul is black I have 4 guns little kid get in van before I shoot u
Roses are red I am dead u could call me wet or I will keep ur dread
I think ur hairline is to stupid
Armless guy: Even though I don’t have arms. I can do anything u normal people can do. Me: 🎵If you’re happy and u know it clap ur hands! 🎶
Ur face looks like my butt but it looks like u
