What does ur mom say when she is working? Nothing, its rude to talk wit ur mouth full.
Whats one thing ur dad shares wit black men? Ur sister.
Whats ur mom and a dog got in common? Both will lick dick if u put peanut butter on it.
My teacher walked up to the emo kid and told him, "I like ur striped red and tan gloves" and she asked "where did you get them?" The emo kid replied, "oh I made the red stripes myself"
Today in 3rd grade english the teacher asked the kids a question, "What turns on when you take ur clothes off?" Little Elsa blushed and screamed, "you can't ask that." The english teacher repeats the question and Elsa screams, "I'll tell my parents on you and get you fired." Finally Little Tim raises his hand, "the shower ma'am." The english teacher clapped her hands, "good job Tim and as for you Elsa you do not have the body for that."
roses are red lemons are sour spread ur legs and give me an hour
Roses are red fiolets are blue ur so flat we can play chess on ur chest
Ur mom so fat that she works as a hydraulic press in a car factory
Ur mom so stupid that she thought that Seventeen has four ghost members
Ur so ugly that when The Oh Hellos saw you, they were like "Oh Bye"