what do a banana and shampoo have in common
ur mom
Three Things I Want For Christmas From Santa 1. A Lambo 2. A House 3. UR MOM
The only woman to ever tell you that they loved you was ur mom. (If she even loved you in the first place.)
I call this my great talk with Siri
Me : hey Siri give me and Ur Mom joke
Siri: My mother ? Huh?
Me: Did I stutter?
Siri: Interesting question
Me : it wasn’t a question
Siri: I’m not sure I understand?
Me: you should understand
Siri: hmm... Is there something else I can help with?
Me: no you b***
ur mom is so ugly she made a blind kid cry
Ur mom was so fat that even Jon Brower Minnoch was ten times less fatter.
ur mom is so fat that when she came to the front door she was already at the back door