Ur mom jokes jokes

Ur mama so fat she needs two watches because she's in different time zones.

Ur mom was so fat that even Jon Brower Minnoch was ten times less fat.

I call this my great talk with Siri.

Me: Hey Siri, give me a "yo mama" joke.

Siri: My mother? Huh?

Me: Did I stutter?

Siri: Interesting question.

Me: It wasn’t a question.

Siri: I’m not sure I understand?

Me: You should understand.

Siri: Hmm... Is there something else I can help with?

Me: No, you b***.

Ur mom is so fat that when she came to the front door, she was already at the back door.

Yo mama so fat, even Bob the Builder said, "We can't fix that!"

Yo mamma is so ugly, she made blind kids cry.

Your mother is so fat, she broke the stairway to heaven when she died. jaja ur momma dead.

Yo mama so fat, she uses a mattress as a diaper.

Ur mum is so fat that when she lived in a flat on the highest floor, she fell through the inner floor.