ur mama so fat she needs two watches because shes in diffrent time zones
Ur mom was so fat that even Jon Brower Minnoch was ten times less fatter.
I call this my great talk with Siri
Me : hey Siri give me and Ur Mom joke
Siri: My mother ? Huh?
Me: Did I stutter?
Siri: Interesting question
Me : it wasn’t a question
Siri: I’m not sure I understand?
Me: you should understand
Siri: hmm... Is there something else I can help with?
Me: no you b***
ur mom is so fat that when she came to the front door she was already at the back door
