Ur mama so fat she needs two watches because she's in different time zones.
Ur mom was so fat that even Jon Brower Minnoch was ten times less fat.
I call this my great talk with Siri.
Me: Hey Siri, give me a "yo mama" joke.
Siri: My mother? Huh?
Me: Did I stutter?
Siri: Interesting question.
Me: It wasn’t a question.
Siri: I’m not sure I understand?
Me: You should understand.
Siri: Hmm... Is there something else I can help with?
Me: No, you b***.
Ur mom is so fat that when she came to the front door, she was already at the back door.
