Unplugged

Unplugged Jokes

My grandfather says Iā€™m too reliant on technology... I call him a hypocrite, and unplug his life support... šŸ˜„šŸ˜†šŸ”„šŸ‘

My grandfather said we rely on technology too much so I unplugged his life support. Luckily I remember his last words . "You little bastard!"

What did my grandpa say after he kicked the bucket? Nothing, I unplugged his life support before he said a word.

my grandpa said I'm too reliant on technology... so I screamed that he was a hypocrite and I unplugged his life support...

I went to see my grandfather in the hospital because I wanted to get to know him better before he passed, maybe take a selfie with him. But when I got there my phone died, so I unplugged a vacuum to plug in my phone. And it turns out he only knows Spanish, so when he kept saying, "Me desconectaste el soporte de mi vida," I thought he wanted water. But when I got back with the water he was asleep, and now my phone was charged, so I translated what he said. And it was, "You unplugged my life support." That's when I called the doctor...

Good news is, I got one sick selfie!

My grandfather says Iā€™m too reliant on technology.

I called him a hypocrite and unplugged his life support.

So about a year ago I was riding a horse and out of no where the horse tried to flip me off it and I fell off I would have been OK but my foot got stuck in the stirrup the horse dragged me along and didn't stop. I would have died if it weren't for the Walmart manger who came out and unplugged the horse.

How did Stephen Hawking really die...his wife grounded him from using electronics and unplugged everything

Stephen hawking drove too far from the wall and unplugged

He also forgot to pay the power bill

If you replaced the boss in Portal with a boy you would hear Stephen Hawking