Unplugged jokes

How Stephen Hawking died: he drove too far away from the wall and the cord got unplugged.

How did Stephen Hawking die?

Someone unplugged the router.

Why did Stephen Hawkins die? They unplugged the WiFi.

Stephen Hawking drove too far away from the wall and unplugged himself.

Stephen Hawking tried to charge his phone and unplugged his life support.

Why did Stephen Hawking die?

He drove too far away from the wall and got unplugged.

Why did Stephen Hawking die?

Because his son wanted to charge their phone, so they unplugged him.

How did Stephen Hawking die?

They unplugged the wifi.

He went too far away from the wall, and he got unplugged.

Now touring: Stephen Hawking unplugged.

I heard he's doing a revival tour next month. It's called "Stephen Hawking Unplugged."

I have fun going on them roller coasters that go really high up and sitting by random people, and once we get to the high point, I look at the stranger and go "wham" and unplug their seat belt.