Unboxing jokes

Today, I filmed an unboxing video at my friend's funeral.

His parents weren't too happy.

What's the worst thing to say at a live birth?

"Hi guys, welcome to my unboxing video!"

I asked a poor old woman if I could take her home. She smiled and said yes. However, the expression on her face soon changed when I started walking away with her cardboard box.

What is the difference between a man and a woman packing boxes?

The man says, "I have everything I need."

The woman says, "I love everything I have."

The moment when you throw the nut away and try to eat the shell.

Egg?

I asked a pretty, young homeless woman if I could take her home. She smiled at me and said yes.

The look on her face soon changed, however, when I walked off with her cardboard box.

What's the worst thing to say at a funeral? "Hi guys, welcome to my unboxing video!"