Uma Thurman jokes

Uma Thurman's optometrist must have wide glasses sometimes.

One time Uma Thurman was Poison Ivy; she was weird in that, except for her punny jokes.

Uma Thurman in "Pulp Fiction" was very kind and possibly the sweetest character, unless you count her forehead as of now.

"Would you like to play the rape game?"

"No wtf" she replied.

"That's the spirit!"

Why do people like dating us emo girls? Because of the texture on our thighs.

My new girlfriend is a porn star. She would probably kill me if she found out.