Uma Thurman jokes
Uma Thurman's optometrist must have wide glasses sometimes.
One time Uma Thurman was Poison Ivy; she was weird in that, except for her punny jokes.
Uma Thurman in "Pulp Fiction" was very kind and possibly the sweetest character, unless you count her forehead as of now.
"Would you like to play the rape game?"
"No wtf" she replied.
"That's the spirit!"
In my mother's generation, they grew up with Wonder Woman. In ours, we have to wonder if she's a woman.
What does an orgasm and a pulse have in common?
I don't care if she has either.
What do Paul Walker and I have in common? Neither of us have seen Fast and the Furious 7.
Violence against women is funny :)