Ugliness jokes

Your momma is so ugly that she went out as herself for Halloween.

Women only call me ugly until they find out how much money I make. Then they call me ugly and poor.

I have 3 eyes, 2 ears, and 6 mouths, what am I?

UGLY!

Yo mama is so ugly, she makes the devil read the Bible.

Which sex position produces the ugliest children? Go ask your mother.

My doctor called me fat. I told him I wanted a second opinion and he said, "OK, you're ugly too."

Yo mama is so ugly, she walked into a haunted house and walked out with a job application.

Yo mama is so ugly, when she goes to the photographer, he shoots himself.

Yo mama is so ugly, when she goes into a bank, they turn off the cameras.

Yo mama is so ugly, her portraits hang themselves.

Your mom laughs at your father, because he has an ugly wife.