Ugliness jokes

My doctor called me fat. I told him I wanted a second opinion and he said, "OK, you're ugly too."

Yo mama is so ugly, she walked into a haunted house and walked out with a job application.

Yo mama is so ugly, when she goes to the photographer, he shoots himself.

Yo mama is so ugly, when she goes into a bank, they turn off the cameras.

Yo mama is so ugly, her portraits hang themselves.

Your mom laughs at your father, because he has an ugly wife.