Uglies jokes

You're so ugly, even the World Trade Center got a better transformation than you.

Yo mama so scary that the monsters have to look under the bed for her.

Yo mama so ugly that the monsters thought that she was their mother.

Yo hairline so ugly, when you go to school you fall on a line.

My friend: You're ugly.

The orphanage: That's what I said to all my children.

Yo mama so ugly when she played Five Nights at Freddy's, they thought that she was already in an animatronic costume.

"Ugly kid, I feel ugly."

"Me? You don't have feel ugly, you already ugly."

Your mama is so ugly that when she walked in the bank, they had to turn off the cameras.

You're so ugly, Hello Kitty said goodbye.

Your momma is so ugly, the director thought she was a real zombie.

Yo mama so ugly that she gives Freddy Krueger nightmares.

Your mama is so ugly, when she went to the circus they thought she was Pennywise, Mom.

I gave my sister a compliment and said she's pretty, then while she was saying thanks, I said, "pretty ugly."

Me: You are pretty. Her: Thanks. Me: Pretty ugly.

You're so ugly, that's why me and your hairline go far back.

Ugly kid, people keep saying I'm ugly.

Me: They're certainly not wrong.

Yo momma so ugly, the Devil started going to church!

Me: Are you an alien?

Friend: No.

Me: Yeah, because you're too ugly to be one.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I pray God I'm not so ugly as you.

Your mama's so ugly, when she looked in the mirror, it said, "Viewer discretion advised!"

Dad: I'll pay you 10 bucks for every day you don't tell a lie.

Next day:

Dad: Son, what's the ugliest thing you've ever seen?

Son: That ugly face of yours, go get a life, gosh, Dad, you're embarrassing.

The dad sulked for 3 whole years.

Proof that words really can hurt.

Yo mama so ugly, she the real reason all the dodos died.