What do you get when a cow doesn't give any more milk?
A milk dud 😂
Udder Jokes
The udder day I drank milk.
It was udderly delicious!
Why did ze cow cross the road?
yo watch his mum getting butchered she was an udder failure.
What did the cow call its own life? An udder mistake.
Will someone play Roblox Adopt Me with me?
If I was a cow and could dance, I'd bust some moooooves while I uddered some lyrics!
What do you call a short cow in tall grass? Udderly tickled :)
I was at a milk store and ordered some milk.
They brought it over but spilled it on me.
I said that was a udder failure!
I got udder jokes too.
What happens when a cow jumps over a wire fence?
Udder destruction.
What do you call a dabbing cow?
Udder savagery.
My life is such an udder disappointment. What an udder failure!
What kind of bees produce milk?
Boobies.
What do you call a cow that doesn't produce any milk? An udder failure.
What do you call terrible milk?
Udder Bullshit.
Why did the cow cross the road?
To get to the udder side.
I had problems milking my cow one morning. It was an udder failure.
Why does a milking stool only have 3 legs? -- Because the cow has the udder.
