Who did the cow want to hang with?
The udders.
How do you see the difference between a cow and a bull? It’s either one or the udder.
Why did an old man fall in a well? Because he couldn’t see that well!
Why did the actor fall through the floorboards? They were going through a stage!
Why did a scarecrow win a Nobel prize? He was outstanding in his field!
Why are peppers the best at archery? Because they habanero!
What did the duck say after she bought chapstick? Put it on my bill!
What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta!
What did the three-legged dog say when he walked into a saloon? “I’m looking for the man who shot my paw!”
How do you tell the difference between a bull and a cow? It is either one or the udder!
What’s red and smells like blue paint? Red paint!
What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo? One is very heavy, the other is a little lighter!
What kind of udder likes McDonald's?
Udderly unhealthy.
What happens when a cow farm gets destroyed, then built up again?
It'll be udder renovation!
I love almond milk. It’s unlike any udder milk.
Pokemon: Why did the Miltank cross the road?
To get to the udder side.
What's the difference between your mom and a fat female cow...
A female cow doesn't have a dick.
Cow jokes are udder- culous (ridiculous)
Q: What do you get when the cow jumped over the barbed wire? A: Udder destruction!
A farm full of cows were bombed, and only two survived. All of the udders died.
Q: What do you call a cow stuck on a barb wire fence?
A: Udderly destroyed
Why do four polish heteroflexable men like to suck on four of the cow's udders? Because a bull has only one.
Why did two 👱♂️ 👱♂️ dumb 👱♂️ 👱♂️ blondes put condoms on the cow's udders 🐄 because they wanted the 🐄 cow to practice safe sex
Why do dwarfs suck a cow's udder in stead of being breastfeed because they are too short
What does the Cow say to the spy? Are you udder cover
Why does a milking stool have 3 legs?
Because the cow has the udder one.
What do five dicks sticking out of glory holes and five udders both have in common? They are ready for milking.
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What do you get when a cow doesn't give any more milk?
A milk dud 😂
