Twos jokes
If two eagles make a baby and two sparrows make a baby, what makes no baby?
Two swallows.
Why is the USA bad at chess?
Because they lost two towers.
Two Twin Towers topple to terrorists terrorizing twenty to-be-doomed trip takers.
Did y’all hear about the increasing divorce rate because people are addicted to Fortnite?
They’re just two weeks to quit.
Joke: Genders are much like the twin towers. They used to be two, but now it's a sensitive subject.
Memes
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What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?
There used to be two until they divided into multiple pieces.
Three women—a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead—are riding through the desert on a dune buggy. About two hours later, their vehicle dies with no gas, and they're forced to travel to their destination on foot, but they all agree to carry something with them.
The brunette brings canteens of water.
The redhead takes a large beach umbrella.
The blonde somehow rips off the car door.
The redhead asks her, "Why did you take the whole car door?"
To which the blonde replied, "So I can roll down the window in case it gets too hot."
Two bald dudes were pulling each other's hair.
What type of pizza did the 9/11 victims order? Two planes.
One day a couple was walking when the man stepped on something hard and squishy, then they heard a sound from the bushes. Instead of looking down, they both ran.
Two years later, they turned on the TV to find Ted Bundy on trial. They asked him if he has ever been caught. He said, "No, but a couple was walking as soon as I killed a girl. I jumped into a bush. They didn't know I was there, but the man stepped on the dead body but didn't look down, then he and his girlfriend ran."
Why is America bad at playing Clash of Clans?
Because they already lost two towers.
If you play FNF, I play a game because he has two balls, boi.
What kinda pizza did the Twin Towers order?
Two plains.
We destroyed two boats, and they dropped the sun on us twice!
Two friends were hanging out with each other next to a tree.
Too bad only one was standing. :)
If I throw a paper airplane at two twins, did I cause 9/11?
Wanna hear two short jokes and one long one?
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Two balls sit inside a bucket. One turned to another and said, "Hey man, boing, are you sentient, too?"
The other one said, "I’m sapient, you are sentient!"
BOINGZINGA!?!
Two windmills stand at a farm. One asks the other, "What is your favorite kind of music?"
The other windmill replies, "I'm a huge metal fan!"
A telescope has two uses:
1. To look in space. 2. To see your hairline.