Twins jokes
Why is the leaning tower of Pizza leaning?
It has better reflexes than the twin towers.
This is what the unknown guy is saying about Tenya and Kenya!
Go to each link and read it and the comments, and it will really make you cry!
http://worstjokesever.com/jokes/603fb240eccd25122cb21997/kenya-will-end-up-all-alone
https://worstjokesever.com/jokes/603fa7beeccd25122cb2197b/fine-then-if-i-cant-do-gwen-then-i-guess http://worstjokesever.com/jokes/603fbb2aeccd25122cb219a5/kenya-at-least-you-know-youre-ugly-and-accept-itit-is-tenya-and-kenya-twin-sisters
You think Gwen is the worst one to get bullied? Well look at this!
Fine, then if I can't do Gwen, then I guess it is Tenya and Kenya. #Twin sisters! Tenya and Kenya!
Why are the Twin Towers and after girls kill all boys similar?
There used to be two but now there's one...
How are the Twin Towers and genders similar? There used to be two, but now it's a sensitive subject.
What did momma seal name her twin girls?
Luceal and Sealia.
The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got was a plane.
Why couldn't the twins never do anything right?
Because they were triplets!
Why is the Tower of Pisa tilted?
Because it had more reflects than the Twin Towers.
"I hate when people make 9/11 jokes because my grandfather died during the Twin Tower attacks. He was the best pilot in Saudi Arabia."
Hey, my man, why you got them damn old, stanky-looking Whoopi Goldberg cornrows on you head? Are y'all twins, or boyfriend and girlfriend, 'cause if y'all are, go get married in Color Purple land.
The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza.
They only got plain.
Did you know that Helen Keller had a twin?
Yeah, Helen ate her in the womb.
What did the drummer call his twin daughters?
Anna one, Anna two!
I saw identical twins. I threw a paper plane at them.
Q. Why were the Twin Towers so mad?
A. Because they ordered pepperoni pizza, but they only got plane.
What's the best way to find the Twin Towers?
Bucket.
The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.
What did the drummer call his 2 twin daughters?
Anna 1 Anna 2.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
The people in the Twin Towers, because they went through over 100 stories in less than 10 minutes.