Twinkes jokes

Kidnapping

  • I put this joke so the amount of jokes will be 69. Also, I have 50 kids in my basement. I fed "Twinkies" last night.

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  • Gay Man

  • What do Hostess Twinkies and the cock of a gay man have in common?

    🐓 🐓 🐓 🐓 🐓 🐓 🍦 🍦 🍦 🍦 🍦 🍦 🍨 🍨 🍨 🍨

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  • Mess

  • Person 1: Goodness, when is Michael Jackson going to stop eating these white chocolate truffles? He is already making a goddamn mess on his bed eating a few of them.

    Person 2: Well, he cannot resist the little white balls.

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  • Difference

  • What’s the difference between a prostitute and a Twinkie?

    Nothing. They both squirt their white stuff when you eat it.

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  • Community talk

  • twinskies. twinnies. twinks, twins, twinkified twinny tanks. HOW R YALL DOIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG