Twinkes jokes

I put this joke so the amount of jokes will be 69. Also, I have 50 kids in my basement. I fed "Twinkies" last night.

If drinking alcohol makes you an alcoholic, does drinking Fanta make you fantastic?

Candy is dandy.

But liquor is quicker.

Why does a heterosexual man swallow the sperm of another man after he has given him a brojob?

Because of the cream filling inside, just like the individually wrapped cakes of Hostess Twinkies.

Why do they make glow-in-the-dark condoms?

So gay people can play Star Wars.

Them: You want some Lucky Harms?

Me: What are Lucky Harms?

Them: They're Lucky Charms, but instead of being magically delicious, they're magically malicious.