Twin

Twin Jokes

Gender

What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?

There used to be two, but now it's a sore subject.

Tower

They say there is power in numbers.

Tell that to the people in the Twin Towers.

Twin Towers

Why were the Twin Towers traumatized about eating?

After someone said, "HERE COMES THE AIR PLANE(s)," it just wasn't the same..........

Twin Towers

What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?

There used to be two until they divided into multiple pieces.

Twin Towers

What is the difference between the Twin Towers and Elton John?

Elton John is still standing.

Flower

This joke's about flowers, the blue one's a violet.

Your mom's the Twin Towers and I am the pilot!

Jet

What do Drew Bledsoe and the Twin Towers have in common?

They both got taken out by two jets.

America

America Twin Tower: "Hey, have you seen the Malaysian Twin Tower? I have, but only from 1971 to 2001."

Malaysian Twin Tower: "I STOOD LONGER!"

Tower

The Twin Towers are like crippled legs; once they break, they can’t be fixed.

Sister

Today, I operated on a little girl. She needed O-negative blood. We didn’t have any, but her twin sister has O-negative blood. I explained to her that it was a matter of life and death. She sat quietly for a moment, and then said goodbye to her parents. I didn’t think anything of it until after we took her blood and she asked, ā€œSo when will I die?ā€ She thought she was going to give her life for her sister. Thankfully they both died.

Tower

What did the Twin Towers say to each other?

Sorry if that offended anyone.

ā€œI guess we are going down together!ā€

Lollipop

Are you a lollipop? Because I can suck on you all day.

Are you an Oreo? Because I eat the cream first.

Are you a microwave? Because I’m trying to keep you quiet at 3:00 am.

Are you a sprinkler? Cause every time I see you I get wet.

Are you makeup? Cause I’d spend hours doing you.

Are you a guitar? Because I’d love to hear the noises you make when I play with you.

Are you an elevator? Cause I wanna ride you up and down.

Most restaurants are closed at night, but your legs aren’t.

I’m not a cashier, but you got a couple of things I wanna check out.

Are you Cinderella? Because I can see that dress coming off at midnight.

Are you a calendar? Because I want to pin you against the wall.

I don’t know what’s gotten into me lately, but I hope it’s you.

Are you a doughnut? Cause I wanna fill you with cream.

Are you a garden? Cause I want to plant some seeds inside of you.

Do you sing in the shower? Because if so, I need a private ticket of your concert.

Are your legs the twin towers? Because I’ll bomb what’s in between.

Are you a blanket? Because you’re on top of me every night.

Are you a phone? Cause I like to be on you 24/7.

Are you a roller coaster? Because the faster you go, the louder I scream.

I’m so jealous of your heart right now because it’s pounding inside of you and I’m not.

Are you a popsicle? Cause all I want to do is lick you up and down.

Are you a construction worker? Because you got me all bricked up.

Are you a fireman? Because you came in hot and left me wet.

Plane

What did the plane say to the Twin Towers?

Nothing, planes can't talk.

Jump

"White people can't jump..."

"You must not have seen the Twin Towers on 9/11."

Tower

Let's play twin towers, your thighs are the towers and my penis is the plane, coming in between.

Brother

My brother tried to hit this guy with a plane and but hit the Twin Towers.