Twenty Jokes

There were 32 cows. Twenty-eight chickens. How many were there?

There were 32 cows. Twenty ate chickens. How many were there?

Which legendary Dutch wanderer slept for twenty years, except when he got up to pee?

Rip Van Tinkle.

A 6-year-old told the class the first time she got AIDS. The teacher listened. She said she scraped her knee. The girl was sent to an asylum. When she got out, she was 20. She had AIDS.

I had a goldfish that could break dance on the carpet... but only for, like, twenty seconds and only once.

What’s the best thing about fucking twenty-eight year olds?

There’s twenty of them!

How do you make any salad into a caesar salad?

Stab it twenty-three times.

What's the good thing about fucking 21 year olds?

There's twenty of them!

You're the bus driver. The bus driver picks up twenty kids, drops two, picks up eighty. Drops seven, picks up a woman with green eyes, drops off a man with blue, kicks a kid in the face, and buried his mother.

Who's the bus driver?

You will never nose [know].

There once was a woman who had 10 kids. Their names were:

Tenth, Twenty, Thirty, Forty, Fifty, Sixty, Seventy, Eighty, Ninety, and One Hundred.

Everyone but Ninety died. She also had 10 kids.

These 10 kids got a dog without Ninety knowing. They had him for 2 years until he got hit by a car.

Only Ninety's kids know about this.

What's the best thing about f***ing twenty-six year olds?

There's twenty of them.

What's great about having sex with twenty-eight year olds?

There's ate of them.

What's the best part about having sex with twenty-seven year olds?

There's twenty of them!