Which legendary Dutch wanderer slept for twenty years, except when he got up to pee?
Rip Van Tinkle
A 6-year old told the class the first time she got aids, the teacher listened she said she scraped her knee the girl was sent to a asylum when she got out she was 20 she had aids
I had a goldfish that could break dance on the carpet... but only for, like, twenty seconds and only once.
What’s the best thing about fucking twenty eight year olds?
There’s twenty of them
How do you make any salad into a caesar salad?
Stab it twenty-three times.
What's the good thing about fucking 21 year olds?
There's twenty of them
Ur the bus driver, the busy driver picks up twenty kids, drops two, picks up eighty. Drops seven picks up a women with green eyes, drops off a man with blue, kicks a kid in the face, and burried his mother. Who’s the bus driver You will never nose
There once was a woman who had 10 kids their names where: Tenth, Twenty, Thirty, Forty, Fifty, Sixty, Seventy, Eighty, Ninety, and One'Hundred Everyone but Ninety died, she also had 10 kids. These 10 kids got a dog without Ninety knowing, they had him for 2 years. Until he got hit by a car. Only Ninety's kids know about this.
Whats the best thing about fucking twenty six year olds? Theres twenty of them.
What's great about having Sex with Twenty Eight year olds?
There's 8 of them.
What's the best part about having sex with twenty seven year olds? There's twenty of them!
