What does Michael Jackson and tuna fish have in common?
They both come in small can.
What's the difference between a piano, a pot of glue, and a tuna fish?
You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna.
What about the glue?
I knew you'd get stuck there.
Did you hear about the nasty tuna fish?
He was rotten to the albacore.
What is the difference between a guitar and a fish?
You can't tuna fish.
Guy 1: "Tell me a bad pun."
Guy 2: "Alright. What's the difference between a tuna fish, a piano, and a tube of glue?"
Guy 1: "Ok, that last one was random as heck. What is the difference?"
Guy 2: "You can tuna a piano, but you can't piano a tuna."
Guy 1: "Ok, where does the glue come in?"
Guy 2: "Ah, I knew you'd get stuck on that."
What's the difference between a fish and a guitar?
You can tuna guitar, but you can't tuna fish!
You can tune a piano, but you can't tuna fish!
What's the difference between a fish and a car?
You can tune a car... but you can't TUNA fish! x3
