Tuna Fish jokes

What is the difference between gross and kinky according to a Canadian?

Using a toothpick to remove human feces between your teeth after licking another person's ass is gross, but performing a blowjob on a man who is well-endowed while he is eating a tuna fish sandwich, with maple syrup instead of mayonnaise, is kinky.

What is the definition of kinky according to a Canadian?

Giving a blowjob to a man who is well-endowed while he is eating a tuna fish sandwich with maple syrup instead of mayonnaise.

What does Michael Jackson and tuna fish have in common?

They both come in small can.

What's the difference between a piano, a pot of glue, and a tuna fish?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna.

What about the glue?

I knew you'd get stuck there.

Did you hear about the nasty tuna fish?

He was rotten to the albacore.

What is the difference between a guitar and a fish?

You can't tuna fish.

Guy 1: "Tell me a bad pun."

Guy 2: "Alright. What's the difference between a tuna fish, a piano, and a tube of glue?"

Guy 1: "Ok, that last one was random as heck. What is the difference?"

Guy 2: "You can tuna a piano, but you can't piano a tuna."

Guy 1: "Ok, where does the glue come in?"

Guy 2: "Ah, I knew you'd get stuck on that."

What's the difference between a fish and a guitar?

You can tuna guitar, but you can't tuna fish!

You can tune a piano, but you can't tuna fish!

What's the difference between a fish and a car?

You can tune a car... but you can't TUNA fish! x3