Tumblr jokes

Tumblr people: "There are an infinite amount of genders."

The cannibal kid: "Bitch, please. There's just one gender: Food."

Like this post to give someone you hate bad luck.

BLM Bisexual Lust Matters.

You know how to get 10,000 followers? Run through Africa with a bottle of water.

Me: "Comment if you love yourself and give me a reason."

Friends: comments give reason.

Me: "Notice how I commented nothing."

Day later:

Mom: Let me see your TikTok.

Me: Shows her the video.

Mom: calls suicide.

JK, she just beat me for posting a video on her.

1 like = 1 more child in my basement.