Tug memes

I brought my cousin to an arcade and I gave her $5 to go play a game, but she tugged my joystick too hard.

The mother and her daughter went to the store. After they arrived, the daughter looked around and ran off somewhere. The mother realized this and took off looking for her. After a while, she found her tugging on a black man. The mother asked, "What are you doing?" and the daughter replied, "I wan't the chocolate!"

Q: What happens when a pig plays tug-of-war?

A: Pulled pork.