Tuah jokes

POV them: What's one move to get a man motivated in bed?

Her: All you gotta give is that hawk tuah and spit on that thang, you get me?

Diddy and Hawk Tuah walk into a bar. Hawk Tuah says, "Spit on that thang!" Only one walks out. 💀

If at first it doesn't succeed, try, try again.

I bought a guh on the weekend.

(what's a guh?)

GUHZZLE DEEZ NUTS! 🥜 🔩 🌰

My Asian girlfriend has a weird name. As I gave her anal, she was yelling "I'm too young."

A guy threatened to touch me yesterday...

If messyourself was on the Titanic, he would die first.