Tuah jokes

POV them: What's one move to get a man motivated in bed?

Her: All you gotta give is that hawk tuah and spit on that thang, you get me?

Diddy and Hawk Tuah walk into a bar. Hawk Tuah says, "Spit on that thang!" Only one walks out. 💀

When you name yourself Twin Towers and Terrorist in Kahoot:

"Twin Towers" is on fire🔥

"Terrorist" is on a streak of 2.

When your mom tries to hit you with the belt but misses and hits herself... #victoryroyale

If at first it doesn't succeed, try, try again.

you play gatcha life more like go get a life.

Guys, say "I love gape horn" really loud and you will get good luck for 10 years.