Podcast jokes

minutes (DYM 124)

Average Kid: brings mp3 to school.

Rich Kid: Brings mp4 to school.

Quiet Kid: Brings an mp5.

"What do we want?"

"HEARING AIDS!"

"When do we want them?"

"HEARING AIDS!"

What is the first thing the disabled download on iTunes?

"They see me rolling, they hatin'."

The quiet kid starts playing "Pumped Up Kicks" in the parking lot before school.

One time, the quiet kid hacked the speakers in a school. Next thing you know, "Pumped Up Kicks" by Foster The People starts playing.