Trippin jokes

I know what you did with your mom last night, the orphan. Nah, jit trippin', you thought I had one?

So I got these new shoes, except they were from a drug dealer.

Now I don't know what they were laced with, but I was trippin' all day.

What do you say when a person trips?

You say, "Why you trippin'?"

I bought these trainers from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced it with, but I have been trippin' all day.

I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with, but I have been tripping all day!

Fuck it, suicide is wrong, but if you jump off a bridge and yell "parkour," it's a failed stunt.

My family loves to have dance parties. My dad will just play music from his iPod, and I'll go to the light switch and make a nice strobe light effect. Everyone loves it, especially my younger cousin. He gets down on the floor and starts breakdancing! It makes him so happy, and he needs that extra joy in his life, especially since the doctor recently diagnosed him with epilepsy.

Teacher: Kids, what are some things you have that make you happy? Kid 1: I have my family to make me happy. Kid 2: I have my friends to make me happy. Teacher: What about you, Sean? Sean: I have to take pills to make me happy...

Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana. Jack got high and touched Jill's thigh and said, "I know you wanna." Jill said yes, took off her dress, and then they had some fun. But silly Jill forgot her pills, and now they have a son.