Trippin jokes

I know what you did with your mom last night, the orphan. Nah, jit trippin', you thought I had one?

What do you say when a person trips?

You say, "Why you trippin'?"

I bought these trainers from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced it with, but I have been trippin' all day.

So I got these new shoes, except they were from a drug dealer.

Now I don't know what they were laced with, but I was trippin' all day.