Transmission jokes

When it comes to mosquitoes in Africa, should you feel bad that they're getting AIDS from their victims?

The average French car has 7 gears, 6 of which are in reverse mode just in case the Germans come back.

I like my COVID like I like my women: 19 and easy to spread.

What do you call a retarded three legged doggo heckin pupper monster? A 1996 Dodge Neon with a broken tail light cover and 166,748.46 miles on the odometer.

It could use a tune up and it needs a new transmission soon. New rear tires and a new radiator. Test drives with cash in hand. HMU motivated seller. Don’t waste my time and no lowballs.