Why did the man go across the train tracks to get to the other side
looking out for becoming a pilot, can y'all suggest some good mosques?
don't want to learn the landing part though, allah said it's unnecessary.
The last Words from a depressive Person are:"I finally see a Train"
How does the Next Train Stop for a depressive Person? Death
My friend wanna do martial arts but he disabled so I guess it’s partial arts
Are you a ghost train? Because I am going to scream when I ride you.
You're a train you ran fast on these rails but you gain nothing you only gain pain
once there was this kid that wanted to shower with his dad so his dad said yes then he ask what is that and his dad said it a chow chow train the next day he wanted to shower with his mom so she said yes he ask again what is that and she said it was a tunnel with light the same day he wanted to sleep with them and they said yes in the middle of the night he woke up and told his mom to turn on the light because the chow chow train is going in
how does a train eat?
it goes chew chew
nostalgia hits you like a train. it's so hard, you can even wake up.
What do you call a train fall of gum. A chew chew train
The poacher agrees but says that his assistant is ill and will need the man to come with him in his assistant's place. The man agrees and so the poacher goes out to the jungle with the man.
The poacher brings a pair of handcuffs, a long stick, a shotgun and a dog. They search through the jungle for about an hour and then spot a male gorilla above in the treetops.
The man asks the poacher what the plan is. The poacher replies "I'm going to climb the tree and, when I get close enough, I'm going to start poking the gorilla with the stick until it falls out of the tree.
The dog is a specially trained dog. When the gorilla falls out of the tree, the dog will try to bite off the gorilla's balls. When the gorilla moves its hands to protect it's balls, you put the handcuffs on it."
This all seems to make sense to the man but he has one question. "What is the shotgun for?" he asks the poacher. The poacher responds: "If I fall out of the tree before the gorilla, shoot the dog."
Your mother is responsible for all the train drivers that are never ever late. She tort them all to pull out on time.
are you a train because i want to get railed by you ;)
Why did timmy drop his ice cream cone...
He got hit by a train
A man shot into a crowd at the train station and didn't hit one person, when the police asked why he missed, someone said cause he gay.
He couldn't shoot straight
Why does the United States have such a good military? Because they learn to dodge bullets in school.
What did the train made of glue make? GLUE GLUUUUUUUUUUUE
What do you call a not potty trained human?
Amber Heard
I was spending my holiday in Paris with my gf. As we were walking near the city, a meteor hit and killed my gf. Forensics did an autopsy on the corpse and concluded that someone missed a pen and hit my gf from the psg training ground. SHAME ON YOU PESSI FOR RUINING MY LIFE🤬😡
