Timmy had 66 toys he said it was 2 many (662) so he gave it to Mr. Divide he gave 21 equals flip it over! It’s weird
Father: I'm taking your toys to the orphanage. Child: But why? · Doctor: I'm going to have to turn you away. Orphan: But why?
What does a rubix cube and a penis have in common? The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
its important to wash your sex toys
thats why priests invented baptism
Bros hair looks like buzz lightyear to it to infinity and beyond.
I got a new Lego airplane set from my friend... oddly there was also two towers included in the box as well..
what do you call a toy that has a story? toy story
What’s the difference between a Rubix cube and a penis the more you play with it the harder it gets
what is a orphans favorite toy a bomerang un like its parents it comes back
What did they give Elmo before he left the factory. Two test-tickles
whats the pixar movie close to being a pornstar? Toy story *i got a friend in me*
You should know its important to wash your sex toys that's why priests invented baptism
Elmo stop penetrating the orphan!!!!!
Why dont chinese people believe in santa? Cause they mak the toys
What does a arubix cube and a man penis have in common? The More u play With it The Harder it Gets
wow he stole my antideprresive toy. the next day he was on the ground
why dont asian kids believe in santa clause?
because theyre the ones who made the toys
I pushed a kid in a wheelchair and said hot wheels
You should always wash your sex toys, thats why priests baptise babies
