how do people eat bread
Butter believe it
The Toaster: The best bath bomb!
Lets have toast in the bath
*I went to a restaurant that serves "breakfast any time" so I ordered French toast during the Renaissance.― Steven Wright
I was looking forward to some toast...
So i took the toaster in the bath with me
Knock knock. Who's there. Bagel. Bagel who. Toast it's me your arch nemesis bagel here to make up. BYE
Beans and toast
Grandma told me that when she passed away she wants to be a tree and so she could live forever.
But it I'm not gonna lie it was a nice toasty fire...
What do orphans use to make breakfast..- my ass🤣🤣
My favorite toast for parties:
May I be in heaven half an hour before the devil knows I'm dead.
3 construction workers where sitting on the bridge that they where building having their lunch break. The first guy says “If I get a vegimite sandwich again I am going to jump off this bridge.” The second guys says “If get a peanut butter sandwich again I am going to jump off this bridge”. The third guy says if I get another strawberry jam sandwich then I am going to jump off this bridge.” The next day the first guy gets a vegimite sandwich, the second guy gets a peanut butter sandwich and the third guy gets a strawberry jam sandwich. All 3 guys jump of the bridge and die. The next day at their funerals the first wife says “If he just told me I would have given him a different sandwich.” The second guys wife says “It is all my fault. If only I knew.” The third wife says “I don’t get it, he makes his own lunch.”
I was running away from expired grocery items with my friend, when i got out i noticed he was left for bread, i felt so guilty, he was toast. I'm not loafing this
Roses are red Roses are red Roses are red I smell burnt toast
bread
I like my bread how I like my wife: cold and stiff
FUN FACT: Toasters were originally called tanning breads!
Once my friends bakery burned down...His business is toast.
Say toast 3 times. Spell toast 3 times. What do you put in a toaster. What is the answer.
what do you say to toast with bad shoes? Butter those
