Titi jokes

What do you call sweaty titties?

Humititties.

I would rather do my own laundry, not my uncle's laundry, because I ain't no damn butler like Alfred from Batman. I don't live in no damn Batcave by Gotham tity.

Spell "attic."

Okay. A-T-T-I-C. /a titi/ tata. I see.

Tits are like Lego bricks. They're there for the kid, but dad ends up playing with them.

A guy threatened to touch me yesterday...

Taja?

rtuiyg.

Before Jane, was Tarzan clapping gorilla cheeks?