Titi jokes

What do you call sweaty titties?

Humititties.

I would rather do my own laundry, not my uncle's laundry, because I ain't no damn butler like Alfred from Batman. I don't live in no damn Batcave by Gotham tity.

Spell "attic."

Okay. A-T-T-I-C. /a titi/ tata. I see.

Tits are like Lego bricks. They're there for the kid, but dad ends up playing with them.

A guy threatened to touch me yesterday...

The Titanic, just like my phone, IT JUST WON'T SYNC.

Edit: Never mind, it started to sync...

How do you know you've found a priest? When little Timmy is glued to his crotch.

What do you describe Titanic as?

... Broken...