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Sophia matched with a midget on Tinder.

Midget: Hey! What’s up?

Sophia: Well technically everything is, from your perspective!

Why do people in Alabama always swipe left on Tinder?

Because they aren't family!

"I work with animals," a man said on his Tinder date. "That's so sweet," she replies. "I love a man who works with animals. Where do you work?" "At the butcher shop!"

I just figured out the "X" in Max stands for the button on Tinder every girl wants to press when they see him.

I just came across my wife’s Tinder profile and I’m so angry about her lies.

She is not “fun to be around.”

On my Tinder profile, I said, "I prefer quality over quantity." I just thought it sounded nicer than saying "no fat birds."

Gwen, this needs to stop, so please, this is not a dating website, go on Tinder or something, just not here. Hate me if it makes you feel better, but this is sickening!

What happened when the fire used Tinder?

He luckily got a lot of matches.