Tights jokes

My dick is red.

Your pussy's pink.

It's really tight

When you're dead.

So you know how sheets are always so tight at hotels?

Well I looked under the bed and there is a freaking room cleaner holding the sheets. All he says is "Don't ask or you shall die!"

What is a definition of tight?

A. Putting a blind man in a round room and saying, "Your dinner's in the corner."