Tights jokes

I was pretty tight friends with my butt plug. But then we had a falling-out.

A wise man once said, "don't think young, think tight." He was a priest.

While fucking a hot auntie, pressing tightly her boobs and fondling, He: What do you feed your babies? She: Milk and orange juice. He: Wow, which side is orange juice? 😋

Joe, I wish you had never asked me to scout for a fresh tight end.

My dick is red.

Your pussy's pink.

It's really tight

When you're dead.

So you know how sheets are always so tight at hotels?

Well I looked under the bed and there is a freaking room cleaner holding the sheets. All he says is "Don't ask or you shall die!"

What is a definition of tight?

A. Putting a blind man in a round room and saying, "Your dinner's in the corner."