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RapBoat

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

An image of a werewolf tearing off his shirt in front of a full moon in a dark forest. The text says: "How RapBoat feels when threatening to unleash his dark rapboat acc".

Music

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A news headline reads "KSI threatens to release new music" displayed over a photo of KSI and two other men.

Slur

Fridge DJ · 2 years ago

Gnarpy threatens to call me the n slur

A green cartoonish character from a video game is standing in a room and saying: "DON'T MAKE ME ZAY IT. I KNOW WHAT YOU ARE."

Part

Chri5 · 3 years ago

-_-

The image shows a person applying clown makeup in four steps. The text on the left reads: I'm now a part of the LGBT community. I will threaten anyone who doesn't agree with me. I will bully religious people because of their beliefs. Why is there an anti-lgbt stream?

Dwarf

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A four-panel image using screenshots from Star Wars. In the first panel an editor states that the plural of 'dwarf' is 'dwarfs' not 'dwarves'. The second panel shows Tolkien asking 'Are you threatening me?' The third panel shows the editor declaring 'The Dictionary will decide your fate.' Finally, the fourth panel shows Tolkien stating 'I wrote the Dictionary.'

Florida Man

tabs1528 · 1 year ago

A Fox News headline reads "Florida man who allegedly threatened family with Coldplay lyrics ends standoff after SWAT promises him pizza". Below the headline is a mugshot of the Florida man.

Family

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A black and white image styled as a page from a 'Diary of a Wimpy Kid' book. The text describes a dark scenario: 'DAD IS FUCKING DEAD. HE SHOT HIMSELF. Rodrick and I heard a bang come from the basement, and the first thing we see is DAD ON THE FLOOR WITH A BULLET IN HIS FUCKING HEAD. When Mom turned around, I tell you she looked batshit crazy. She was holding a glock and looked like a fucking animal.' The accompanying illustration shows a character (Mom or Rodrick) pointing a gun at another character (Greg) while Dad lies on the floor. A speech bubble says 'I'M GONNA BREAK YOUR FUCKING LEGS GREG.' Another character (Bubby) points and yells 'BUBBY DID IT!' The narrator concludes: 'HE had to fuck shit up.' The page number 10 is at the bottom.

Weakness

⭐️🌙✨SUNNA AHMAD✨🌙⭐️ · 3 years ago

Threateners :

An image shows two cartoon figures with evil grins and glowing eyes. The text reads: "My three mutuals, who know my 'weaknesses'".

Kiss

Misguided Shearwater · 1 month ago

OUABH Core

A meme featuring a Lego Batman figure in a red robe looking tired. The text above states "When Jacks tells Evangeline she has to kiss three other people on varying life threatening occasions" and the caption next to the figure says "Evangeline:".

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