Their jokes
Why do feminists eat so much pussy?
To get the taste of dick out of their mouths.
Does it cycle now, you stupid bitches?
Why do orphans eat cereal with water? Because their dad never came home with the milk.
What do most 50-year-old men put inside their cars?
Children.
What do you call an emo filming their suicide?
America's Funniest Home Videos.
Don't criticize someone until you've walked a mile in their shoes. So, when you criticize them, they won't be able to hear you from that far away. Plus, you'll have their shoes.
Memes
So there's this uncle of female and male twins, and his sister, the mother of the twins, is stuck trying to think of a name for the children. The uncle says, "I've got an idea!", and the mother gets excited, thinking this could be it. She says, "What should their names be?"
The uncle replies, "Well for your daughter, Denise." "That's a nice name," comments the mother, "but what about my son?" The uncle simply replies, "Denephew".
How to make an orphan's hand bleed? By making them clap until their parents come back.
You can beat up orphans, what are they gonna do, tell their parents?
How are giants and strippers alike?
They both grind men's bones to make their bread.
Why do sumo wrestlers shave their legs?
Because they don't want to be mistaken as feminists.
Why don't blind people skydive?
Because it scares their dogs too much!
Why do orphans have water in their cereal?
Because their dad never came home with the milk.
Everyone loves orphans,
other than their parents of course.
Why do orphans hate milk? Cause their family is still shopping for it!
Why is it so easy bullying orphans?
They can’t tell their mom.
Why is the lesbian lifestyle so expensive? -- They're always eating out.
... and they buy Rolexes for their neighbors, because they wanna watch.
Don't pick flat chests because they will turn their backs on you twice.
Yo mama is so ugly, when she went trick or treating on Halloween 2016, the clowns thought she was their supreme leader.
If you are going to make fun of someone, make fun of orphans. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
Double whammy.
Dark humor is like a kid with cancer, it never gets old.
So, I was at a funeral the other day, and it was a school shooting mass funeral. The lady beside me asked me, “What do you think was going through their heads?” And I replied, “Probably a bullet.” She was furious and said, “How dare you! You have no idea what those kids were probably going through!” And I replied, “Well, they were going through anything the bullet was going through them.”