Their jokes
Why do orphans eat cereal with water? Because their dad never came home with the milk.
What does a perverted frog say? Rub it.
Why don't witches wear underwear? To get a better grip on their broom.
What do girls and rocks have in common? The flat ones get skipped.
What is red and goes 200 mph? A baby in a blender.
What do most 50-year-old men put inside their cars?
Children.
What do you call an emo filming their suicide?
America's Funniest Home Videos.
Don't criticize someone until you've walked a mile in their shoes. So, when you criticize them, they won't be able to hear you from that far away. Plus, you'll have their shoes.
Memes
So there's this uncle of female and male twins, and his sister, the mother of the twins, is stuck trying to think of a name for the children. The uncle says, "I've got an idea!", and the mother gets excited, thinking this could be it. She says, "What should their names be?"
The uncle replies, "Well for your daughter, Denise." "That's a nice name," comments the mother, "but what about my son?" The uncle simply replies, "Denephew".
You can beat up orphans, what are they gonna do, tell their parents?
How to make an orphan's hand bleed? By making them clap until their parents come back.
Why do sumo wrestlers shave their legs?
Because they don't want to be mistaken as feminists.
Why is the lesbian lifestyle so expensive? -- They're always eating out.
... and they buy Rolexes for their neighbors, because they wanna watch.
Why don't blind people skydive?
Because it scares their dogs too much!
Why do orphans have water in their cereal?
Because their dad never came home with the milk.
Everyone loves orphans,
other than their parents of course.
Why do orphans hate milk? Cause their family is still shopping for it!
Why is it so easy bullying orphans?
They can’t tell their mom.
Don't pick flat chests because they will turn their backs on you twice.
Yo mama is so ugly, when she went trick or treating on Halloween 2016, the clowns thought she was their supreme leader.
Why do Black people dip their Oreos in water?
Because daddy never came back home with the milk.
If you are going to make fun of someone, make fun of orphans. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
Double whammy.
Dark humor is like a kid with cancer, it never gets old.
My kids are so ungrateful. I got them a new dishwasher and they just won't stop complaining about their mom.