The jokes

Why can’t anyone sing “hit me with your best shot” at the veterans ball karaoke?

Because every time it was sung... the line “fire away” caused massive confusion and shooting!

Why can’t anyone sing “hit me with your best shot” at the veterans ball karaoke?

Because every time she sang the line “fire away,” someone started shooting!

It's weird being an autistic eugenicist.

On one hand I want pussy and on the other hand I don't wanna pollute the white race with my genetic filth.

I was digging in a garden once and found a chest full of gold. I wanted to show my wife, but then I thought about why I was digging in the first place.

Yo mama so fat, she asked for a water bed, and they gave her the ocean.

Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?

Because he wanted to go to high school.

My balls are so purple that I use them as crayons, and I am not talking about the balls you play with. I am talking about the boy balls.

What do emos and the Twin Towers have in common? There were two, but now there are none.

At the age of 100, you get a letter from the Queen. At 12, you get a DM from Prince Charles.