The jokes
Your mama is so fat, she sunk Atlantis even though it's in the ocean!
Yo mama's so fat, she thinks the buffet is the starter plate.
Yo mama so fat she makes the sun look like a dwarf star!
Yo mama is so fat, the country of Russia isn't big enough to house her!
You're so ugly you make the blind kids cry đđ
Why canât anyone sing âhit me with your best shotâ at the veterans ball karaoke?
Because every time it was sung... the line âfire awayâ caused massive confusion and shooting!
Why canât anyone sing âhit me with your best shotâ at the veterans ball karaoke?
Because every time she sang the line âfire away,â someone started shooting!
It's weird being an autistic eugenicist.
On one hand I want pussy and on the other hand I don't wanna pollute the white race with my genetic filth.
I was digging in a garden once and found a chest full of gold. I wanted to show my wife, but then I thought about why I was digging in the first place.
Yo mama is so fat that when she fell, I didn't laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to find their dad again.
Yo mama so fat, she asked for a water bed, and they gave her the ocean.
The "f" in orphan stands for family.
Except there is no "f."
Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
Because he wanted to go to high school.
My balls are so purple that I use them as crayons, and I am not talking about the balls you play with. I am talking about the boy balls.
What's the difference between a coat hanger and an emo?
Nothing, they both hang.
What did the Queen Bee of Destiny's Child say?
"I'm so crazy in love..."
What do emos and the Twin Towers have in common? There were two, but now there are none.
Q: What do you call a security guard at Samsung?
A: Guardians of the Galaxy.
At the age of 100, you get a letter from the Queen. At 12, you get a DM from Prince Charles.