The jokes
Hey, don’t Orpheus have friends because people do have family?
What is the most popular game at the orphanage?
Need For Speed: Most Wanted.
Boy: "Why can't you get a family?"
Me: "Why can't you get a rope?"
Boy: "What do you mean?"
Friend and me: "We can show you."
Me: "I will tie the rope."
Friend: "I will push the chair."
Why did the chicken cross the road to KFC?
He wanted to see a chicken strip.
The best part about having autism is being able to make jokes about genociding autistic people and no one can say a damn thing.
Why did the policeman rape the woman? Because he thought rapists wouldn't be attracted to non-virgins.
Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick her candy, but Jack was in shock with a mouth full of cock, 'cause Jill's real name was Randy.
Why do emos cut their arms? Because they can't cut the rope.
The emo kid asked the tree for a high five. The tree left them hanging.
What is the most expensive type of sex you will ever enjoy in your life? The type which will shorten your life by 5 to 10 years.
Was busy robbing a house as quietly as possible and saw a woman catching me in the act, decided to get her in on the act and gave away my location from the noise.
Why is rape, rape? Because she is too busy enjoying the moment to say yes.
My Wife: How much do you love me??
Me: Count all the stars.
My Wife: Aww, infinity.
Me: No, a waste of time.
Women be like chivalry is dead, then don't say thank you when you open the door for them.
Roses are red, violets are blue, Alexander Boris de Pfeffel had wine and cheese while your loved ones died in the ICU.
Yo mama is so fat that she's bigger than the cinematic Marvel Universe.
Yo mama so far, she makes the Statue of Freedom look like a 6-inch action figure.
Yo mama so fat, she has to bathe in the Pacific Ocean.
Your mama is so fat, she sunk Atlantis even though it's in the ocean!
Yo mama's so fat, she thinks the buffet is the starter plate.