The jokes
"Abortion jokes are like the babies; they never get old."
Some of the most convincing people you'll ever listen to are born liars; usually they're called politicians.
Jokes about the poor aren't rich.
I'm the champion of this site. I fight with the ten rings and ten fists of the legendary Buddha.
Now for my joke...
Why does Peter Pan always fly?
Because he never lands.
I was walking down the streets of Manchester when suddenly I saw Penaldo getting arrested! I heard the officer say, “This time I give you warning, there will be no penalty.”
That’s when Penaldo asked, “No penalty?!” and punched the police officer.
Shame on you Penaldo!
The girl in the picture has no ass.
What is the opposite of a lady finger?
Answer: Mentos.
A man was almost about to drown. A boat said, "Do you need help?" And he said no.
After the boat left, another boat came to the sea, and they asked if he needed help, and he said no.
And he asked God, "Why didn't you help me?"
God said, "I sent you two big boats, you dummy!"
Did you know that new Teslas don't come with the new car smell?
They come with an Elon Musk.
What's more sensitive than a pushy?
A Western man on the internet.
The West is dying...just like the romance of an empire, especially the western part of the empire. Funny that, 'cause the East was going strong.
Why didn't Donald Trump build the wall?
Because Mexicans did not and would not build the damn wall!
What did COVID say to the American?
Nothing, it just took its breath away...
Roses are red, violets are blue, When I take out the trash, I remember you.
Why can’t an emo have sex?
They can’t make it to the bed, they kept swinging on the tree.
Your mamma so fat she has to use the equator as her belt.
🎵Penaldo Thrills🎵
C’mon c’mon turn the VAR on.
It's Penalty time and it won't be long.
Gotta dive and cry some more.
It's Penalty time and it won't be long.
‘Til I Hit the floor and dive alot.
Cry some more and dive alot. That all I need, because I got u my love, Penalty.
What's worse than a failed suicide, you ask?
I fail suicide because you forgot to do the dishes and your parents come after you and they're the ones to kill you, not yourself.
Why did the emo swallow the alarm clock?
So he could wake up inside.
Why was Stephen Hawking arrested? The police used computer GPS.