The jokes

What's the best thing about an orphan GF?

You don't have to meet her parents.

Aloneness is not the joke, it's unfortunately my reality.

Why did the orphan cry when the teacher yelled at him?

Because the teacher said, "Don't make me call your parents!"

Me: "Hey, are your parents home?"

Orphan: "Stop calling here!"

Me in the corner.

I was walking down Main Street when I saw a child.

I told him, "I will give you 20$ if you get my balls back from the vet."

He replied, "Why did they take your balls sir?"

"Beer plus going to the vet does not work well for everybody, especially when you're a furry."

I saw an orphan and I said, "Yo."

He said, "What do you want?"

I said, "To be your new father."

"Really??!" the orphan said.

Me: Lol, no.

Orphan *Jumps into street*

A guy starts texting a cute girl and asks her to give him her phone number so he can call her. The girl says, "OK, but you have to transfer mobile balance to my number. Then I am gonna be your girlfriend and will meet you somewhere." He transfers her the balance and calls her, but it turns out the girl was actually a guy making him a fool. He blocked him.

The next day, he was very angry about himself being a fool, so he thought he'd do the same. He makes a fake girl account and starts texting with some random guy, and then he asks that guy to send him balance. Suddenly, his father came into his bedroom and asked, "Son, can you send me some balance? I am gonna send you cash after sometime." That guy looks at his father with suspicious eyes, and then he calls that random number. Suddenly his father's phone starts ringing......

When you are eating delicious street food in China and you ask the chef: You: "Is this chicken?" Chef: "No, its meow meow."

10 years ago my dad said I should eat cereal with water until he comes back with the milk... I still eat cereal with water, sadly.

What’s the difference between a parentless child and someone who is fond of unprocessed metals?

One is an orphan, and the other is an ore fan.

Does an orphanage have daddy issues?

Yes, because he didn't come back from getting the milk.

"You are under arrest for illegally downloading the entire Wikipedia!"

"Wait! I can explain everything!"

Boy/girl: I love you.

Me: I love me too! But sorry, my mom said I can't date trash. Go back to the trashcan.

The boy/girl: I- *Is depressed*

What happened when the cheetah took too many baths?

He became spotless!!!

How are wet clothes and a depressed person alike? One gets hung up to dry, the other gets hung up to die.

Build your ex a fire, and they're warm for a day.

Set your ex on fire and hide the smile/evidence.

What’s the difference between a boomerang and an orphan's parents?

One of the two actually came back.😂

What’s the bravest thing a man can do?

Say, “I’m going to get milk!” to his wife and kids.

My therapist told me time heals all wounds, so I stabbed him.

Then I waited for the results.

My little league football debut was a lot like the first time I had sex. I was beaten, bruised, and bloody, but at least my Dad came.