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"Jiggle balls, jiggle balls, jiggle all the way."

"Dr. Squatch will heal the itch, and know it goes away, hey!"

Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack can eat her candy. He got sick when he got a mouthful of dick and realized her name was Randy.

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    • My impression of Michael Jackson's butler:

    When answering the phone: "No, sorry, he's dead." *hangs up phone*

    Wolf looks like a fox.

    It has the sharpest claws.

    It has a bushy tail.

    To eat, it doesn't fail.

    It has a coat of red.

    My grandmother has said,

    It hunts in search of food.

    It is never, never good!

    Foxy the fox was a careless fox. She didn't care about her friend Froggy.

    Froggy was a careful frog. One day, Froggy decided to teach the fox a lesson.

    Foxy was in her bed sleeping when Froggy made her room an entire mess. She got up, and then her mother berated her for not cleaning her room. From now on, she is a careful fox.

    Joe Biden walks into the White House kitchen.

    "Are those brownies I smell?" he asks.

    "Indeed, they are," he was told.

    "Gee," he says, "they smell nothing like Girl Scouts!"

    What's the difference between a bison and a buffalo?

    You can't wash your face in a buffalo.

    A student asked a teacher, "How do you pronounce this word? It's spelled A-L-L-I-E-D."

    The teacher was about to answer, but then the student said, "Actually, I know how to pronounce it. I lied!" (allied)

    Who wants to fight!? Hate?! And pick on each other through the comments.

    ANYONE?

    A husband came back from a business trip and found out that his wife was pregnant. At first, he got a bit suspicious, but then he just ignored it and hugged his wife with happiness. The second when he met his friend and told him the news, the friend just said, "Wait, what? I thought she was on pills!"

    Why did the orphan have to eat his cereal with water?

    Because his dad never came back with the milk.