The jokes
What's the difference between orphans and apples?
Apples get picked.
What is it called when corn stalks have a baby?
The cream of the crop.
A fully grown bull Great White Shark is 15 feet long and can open its jaws up to 1.2 meters long. It could eat a small child in seconds. Anyways, I lost my job at the aquarium...
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To find their way to the store to see their dad.
What is the good thing about child molesters? They drive slow in school zones.
My relatives used to tease me at weddings, saying I'd be next. They soon stopped when I started doing the same to them at funerals.
Why did Diana cross the road? Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt.
Why can’t an orphan go on the field trip?
Answer: They don’t have a parent’s signature.
Some boy says 100000 digits of pi, and this other dude can't even remember the 1st one.
How to Make an Orphan cry
Step 1: Talk about Home.
Step 2: Ask them where their parents are.
Step 3: Say, "Bye Bye," and push them in the Batmobile!
Why can't orphans cross the street? Because they can't go home.
I was in an audition for the lead role of movie "Aquaman." The Director told me to dive into a pool. Then outta nowhere Penaldo showed up and made a big dive into the pool. The director was impressed and selected Penaldo for the movie.
Shame on you Penaldo for destroying my dream!
Look at my name and you'll see the joke (read it out loud).
Who says “white men can't jump?” They certainly did when the twin towers were falling.
Tis the season to be spooky.
A girl walks in the room. She asks her mom, "Why's my name Flower?" Her mom said, "When you were born, a flower fell on your head." Brick walks in the room. Jasvidnqzkdvsosbd.
Why can't I talk in the dark?
Because I'm anonymous.
Why did the orphan become a criminal?
Because he wanted to actually be wanted.
Why can't pirates play cards in the jungle?
Too many cheetahs.
Why are the English so good at chess? Because their Queen never dies.