The jokes
Whatās the difference between a pile of babies and a Tesla?
I donāt have a Tesla in my garage.
What do you call the United States of America under a Joe Biden presidency?
Answer: The Democratic Peopleās Socialist States of America. We're still America, just a different kind of America. And thatās no joke. š
What's the difference between an orphan and an orange?
One gets picked.
What's the difference between an orphan and a dew?
One goes up and one goes down.
Q: Why did the ballerina get kicked off the stage at the performance?
She was standing way too close to the dancers.
Q: Why did the ballerina get kicked off the squad?
She was standing way too close to the dancers.
Your dick is so small they thought you were a girl when you came into the world.
What's the difference between an orphan and a puppy?
Parents enjoy the presents of a puppy.
The cannibal says to the other cannibal, "I like it when humans fall from the sky because then they are meateor."
This joke's short just like Joe Biden's penis.
Oh wait, if I were to make a joke to the size of Joe Biden's penis, I wouldn't write a joke.
What's the difference between my ass and the toddlers in my uncle's basement?
My ass doesn't cry when he sticks it in late at night.
What does CNN stand for? The Counterfeit News Network.
Okay, the joke's over. Bring back Trump!
Did you hear the one about the Polish elevator operator? He was fired because he couldn't learn the route.
When an orphan is playing baseball, how come the coach doesn't tell them to hit it home?
He has no home to hit to.
Why can't orphans use iPhones?
Because they can't press the home button.
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I asked an orphan where his mom was. He started crying, so I said it again.
And well, that was my last day at the orphanage.
Why can't an orphan watch the movie:
It was family rated.
I walk up to a kid. I ask where his parents are, and he started crying. Then I walked out of the orphanage.