The jokes
What's the special part of town called? Downtown.
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He had no balls to do it.
Me and the boys are cool.
My mum said not to walk the streets because I won't find home the next day. I was an orphan.
I was in math class, and we were learning geometry. My teacher said, "PENTAGON!" then all of a sudden, PENALDO burst into the room! He thought we were talking about PENS, so he came looking for some because he's a finished pen merchant! Shame on you, Penaldo, for ruining my education! 🤬
What's so similar between a pregnant 14 year old and the sperm inside her? They're both thinking, "Oh shit, my mum is gonna kill me!"
Two friends are arguing and one friend says, "Jason Warhis is not afraid of water and not ifs, ands, or buts about it."
And the other friend says, "Butt he is."
When you ask your friend, "Can I hear a joke?"
"Sure."
"What do orphans and orange peels have the same?"
"What?"
"They both get thrown out."
Why did the orphan get 1 mark out of 6 from a project yesterday? Because it was a family tree project.
My friend told me to beat that pussy up... so why is the local animal control at my door?
Why was it wrong to throw my Chinese friend down the stairs?
What do emo kids scan at the store? Their wrist.
What game do emo kids love the most? Hangman.
What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer?
We are both lawyers.
"Sir, I'm afraid your son can't attend our swimming lessons anymore."
"Why not?"
"He keeps peeing in the pool."
"Well, all kids pee in the pool."
"Not from the diving board!"
Q: How many cops does it take to put in a light bulb? A: None, they just beat the room for being black. 😂😂😂
I told my dad I was self harming. The next day we talked about it and he said, "Hey you should CUT it out." It was funny but I couldn't bring myself to laugh at that.
Why did the baby cow cross the road?
To find its mom who has the milk.
What is the part of school with all the autistic people called? Downtown.
When you're fighting with the emo kid and he brings his friends. Now you gotta fight the suicide squad.